45個已經爆笑到「快把小孩弄到想重新投胎」的超有梗天才爸媽。#17超創意「乳房」餅乾!

1. 之前一頭長頸鹿生小寶寶,許多人都在網上觀看過程時…   一位懷孕準媽媽也用臉書直播「重現」了過程。 廣告1   2. 這位老爸為了證明女兒跟自己長得像…   請放過女兒好嗎。   3.「我女兒說她不能吃這根紅蘿蔔,因為它有腳。」 廣告2   4. 老爸在女兒跟男生

March 12, 2017
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1. 之前一頭長頸鹿生小寶寶,許多人都在網上觀看過程時…

The pregnant mom who, when everyone was watching the live cam of April the giraffe laboring to give birth...

 

一位懷孕準媽媽也用臉書直播「重現」了過程。

...hilariously re-enacted it on Facebook Live.
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2. 這位老爸為了證明女兒跟自己長得像…

The dad who took extreme measures to prove just how much his daughter looks like him:
 
請放過女兒好嗎。

 

3.「我女兒說她不能吃這根紅蘿蔔,因為它有腳。」

The mom who LOL'd through this food emergency:
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4. 老爸在女兒跟男生出去打保齡球的照片上寫:「很高興它們是藍色的!」

The dad who left this comment on his daughter’s photo with her boyfriend:
 
因為英文來說,Blue Balls, 就是男生憋得無法愛愛的說法。
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5. 這位老媽…

The mom who needs to re-think her balloon-holding posture:

 

6. 老爸跟老媽在家中帶著小孩重現電影的經典場景!

The mom and dad team who re-create famous movie scenes with their kids — and stuff they find around the house:

 

7. 因為兒子太愛看《辦公室瘋雲》,老媽就用劇中的方式幫他慶生!

The parents who gave their The Office-loving kid a birthday he’ll never forget:

 

8. 用蛙鏡避免切洋蔥流淚的天才老媽。

The mom who had the genius idea to wear swim googles when chopping onions:

 

9. 惡搞自己女兒畢業舞會照片的老爸。

The dad who photobombed his daughter's prom photo:

 

10. 天才老媽在「瘋狂髮型日」幫女兒做了這個超聰明的甜甜圈頭!

The mom who came up with this doughnut for her daughter's Crazy Hair Day:

 

11. 這個模仿自己女兒自拍的超神老爸。

The dad who went ALL OUT when re-enacting his daughter's selfie:

 

12. 爸媽一起模仿!

Also the parents whose take on their son’s Facebook photo was eerily on point:

 

13. 媽媽們的模仿!

And the moms who... ? ...did this:

 

14. 別讓老爸照顧嬰兒。

The dad who realized his baby looks a whole lot like a kiwi:
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15. 兒子開玩笑說生日要「小便斗蛋糕」,於是媽媽給他這個…

The mom who — when her smart-aleck son joked he wanted a urinal cake for his birthday — came through:

 

16. 老爸傳訊:「我正在翻老照片,這是你剛出生我抱著你的時候。」

The "sentimental" dad who texted his daughter this touching snapshot:

 

17. 老媽為乳癌募款想出的超創意「乳房」餅乾!

The mom who got creative for a breast cancer fundraiser:

 

18. 爸媽給小孩的卡片…「插入這裡。她也是這麼說的…愛你們的老媽老爸。」

The parents who gave their kid this card:
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The dad who had a little fun with this bag of chips:

 

20.「免費贈送。跑起來很讚,里程油耗很省!限一人乘坐。」

The used-car salesperson/mom who wrote this message:

 

21. 在6歲女兒跟老爸要錢後,老爸寫了封正式書信回覆。

The dad who formally rejected his son's request for $20:
 
完整翻譯見此

 

22. 給女兒的蛋糕:「我很高興你是最強壯的精子。」

The parents who got their daughter this blunt cake:

 

23.「之前看到我的第一輛車在A10道路上被生出來了哈哈。」

The dad who experienced this birth out in the wild:
 
女兒:「我爸好怪。」
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24. 這位老爸穿了女兒訂的皮卡丘連身服!

The dad who rocked his daughter's Pikachu onesie:

 

25.「穿了我媽送我的聖誕毛衣 :) 大家新年快樂!」

The mom who WAS. NOT. PLEASED:
 
媽媽:「凱蒂,我心裡想的不是這樣…」

 

26. 這個在公眾場合堅持自拍的老爸。

The dad who insisted on using a selfie stick in public:
 
沒人想配合啊!
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27. 老媽跟兒子說他上大學只能用這個酒杯喝酒。

The mom who told her son this was the only cup he could drink alcohol out of in college:

 

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The parents who should have been models, clearly:

 

29. 老爸想證明孩子的額頭跟他一樣。

The dad whose baby inherited his bedhead:

 

30. 老爸扮成《瘋狂麥斯:憤怒道》的戰爭男孩載女兒上學!

The dad who dropped off his daughter at school while cosplaying as a war boy from Mad Max: Fury Road:
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31.「不要按鈴,除非你是出版商、住家清潔或查寧塔圖。」

The mom who did NOT want anyone to wake her baby:

 

32. 把蘋果汁倒進芬達裡面騙女兒…

The parent who pulled this harmless yet too-funny prank:

 

33. 老媽給小孩的照片:「看啊是所有想跟你約會的人!」

The mom who razzed her kid on Snapchat:

 

34. 爸媽給女兒的「蘋果手錶」。

The parents who gifted their daughter an "apple watch":
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35. 寄垃圾給兒子的媽媽。

The mom who wasn’t about to let her kid skip out on a chore:
 
前因後果見此

 

36. 紙箱上寫著「複印機」。

The dad who made the most out of having twins:

 

37. 這位老媽…

 

38.「只能」給腳用的襪子。

The parents who sent their son this not-at-all subtle message:
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39.「把你要洗的衣服拿走,否則我就往你臉上揍一拳。愛你的老媽上。」

The mom who hung this gentle reminder in the laundry room:

 

40.「屁股博物館」。

The parents who made asses of themselves:

 

41.「祝你面試好運。推銷自己 (但不要像妓 女那樣)」

The mom who knew just how to inspire her kid to greatness:

 

42.「如果你發現我死了,我不是自殺!只是想舒緩這該死的咳嗽,我才能睡覺。我愛你!老媽上」

The mom who wanted her family to know she was NOT committing suicide:
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43.「請在奉獻給小人類前先斬首。」

The dad who shared his wife's savage directions for feeding their toddler:
 
「我老婆告訴我不要把整塊泰迪熊麥芽餅餵給14個月大小孩的方式。」

 

44. 爸媽漆了整棟房子,只留下兒子房間沒漆,還漆了個「蠢貨」!

The parents who repainted their house — except for their son's room:

 

45. 想買攪拌器卻買到混音器的媽媽!(英文都是mixer)

And the mom who ordered the wrong kind of mixer online:

來源:Buzzfeed

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