25個只有「非常不喜歡人類的人」才會懂的內心激動掙扎。

1. 當有人沒理由地對著你笑時: Via Twitter: @commonfemaie   請問你還好嘛?   2. 當有人裝熟跟你打招呼的時候: Nickelodeon   欸…我跟你很熟嘛? 廣告1   3. 當你被討厭的人圍繞,但你根本誰都不想理會,只想好好靜一靜: VH1   4. 其實你真的

July 27, 2015
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1. 當有人沒理由地對著你笑時:

When someone smiles at you for no reason:
 
請問你還好嘛?

 

2. 當有人裝熟跟你打招呼的時候:

When someone says hi to you:
Nickelodeon
 
欸…我跟你很熟嘛?
廣告1

 

3. 當你被討厭的人圍繞,但你根本誰都不想理會,只想好好靜一靜:

When you're around people you hate but you're trying to be cool about it:
VH1

 

4. 其實你真的很希望…每一通來電都直接進到語音信箱就好。

When someone is calling you and you can't deny it fast enough:
CBS
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5. 當你試著讓自己盡量只說好話時:

When you're trying so hard to only say nice things:
NBC
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6. 任何人都不准盯著你瞧…

When literally anyone other than an animal looks at you:
Paramount Pictures
 
別看我!

 

7. 當有人問你「還好嗎?」而你卻不知道該怎麼回答時:

When someone asks you if you're OK and you're not sure how to answer:
Comedy Central

 

8. 當你試圖不要評斷一個人,但你根本又是在評斷他時…

When you're trying not to judge someone but you're definitely judging them:
VH1

 

9. 當有人靠你太近時:

When someone gets too close to you:

 

10. 你一定會喜歡閱讀這本書《我想要往臉上揍一拳的人》:

When you're ready for some light reading:
Via im-an-optimistic-pessimist.tumblr.com

 

11. 當你在人群中超過 30 分鐘時:

When you've been around people for more than 30 minutes:
Oxygen

 

12. 當你的朋友跟你說他們喜歡某位你討厭的人時:

When your friend says they like someone that you hate:
MTV

 

13. 當有人在你身邊時:

When people exist:
Paramount Pictures

 

14. 當你去到一個完全沒有人的地方時:

When you go out somewhere and there's no one in sight:
Nickelodeon

 

15. 當有人試圖和你聊天:

When someone tries to have a conversation with you:
VH1
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16. 當有人對你說一些白癡蠢話,而你要假裝他們講得有道裡時:

When someone is saying something and it's dumb AF but you have to pretend like it isn't:
Comedy Central

 

17. 當你試圖讓自己進入要面對人群的狀態時:

When you're trying to prepare yourself to face people all day and you're not feeling it:
E!

 

18. 當有人問你為什麼你不喜歡和人相處時:

When someone asks you why you hate people:
 
這有需要理由嘛?

 

19. 當你試圖避免遇到任何人時,你看見了你認識的人:

When you're out, avoiding everyone in sight, and you see someone you know:
NBC
 
該死~
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20. 當有人開始發言:

When someone speaks:
ABC Family

 

21. 當你要求自己要對人友善一整天,但你就是做不到:

When you promise yourself you're going to be nice to people for a day and it just doesn't work:

 

22. 當你已經不理會某人10分鐘,他還是繼續跟你講話時:

When you've been pretty much ignoring someone for 10 minutes and they're still talking:
Paramount Pictures

 

23. 當有人想抱你時:

When someone tries to hug you:
Samir Hussein / Getty Images

 

24. 當有人在電梯裡和你聊天,而你試圖撐住時:

When someone starts a conversation with you on an elevator and you brace yourself:
Saul Loeb / Getty Images
廣告

 

25. 當你終於能夠遠離人群,好好輕鬆呼吸時:

And when you're finally away from people and can breathe easy:
Nickelodeon

來源:BuzzFeed

人類雖然是群居動物,但有時候真的會很想獨處,也遇過許多總是默默在角落不說話的人,想和他們攀談最終常以失敗收場。自己在剛認識新朋友時,也會試圖避免談話的尷尬,常會在路上躲避眼神,這些應該也有很多人做過吧!快分享出去,讓朋友們知道你想獨處時會有甚麼表情,就請他們不要打擾你啦~

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