當他的老婆離開他之後、他就用她的婚紗做了一些史詩般的壯舉。

當一段婚姻結束時,通常都還會有後文。當 Kevin Cotter 十二年的妻子離開了他,他就充分的利用他多餘的時間展開了他的復仇行動。他的老婆搬走時把所有的東西都搬走了,只留下了她的婚紗。 廣告1 當 Kevin 問她應該要怎麼處理這個婚紗的時候、他的前妻就說:”你想要TMD做

December 25, 2013
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當一段婚姻結束時,通常都還會有後文。當 Kevin Cotter 十二年的妻子離開了他,他就充分的利用他多餘的時間展開了他的復仇行動。他的老婆搬走時把所有的東西都搬走了,只留下了她的婚紗。

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當 Kevin 問她應該要怎麼處理這個婚紗的時候、他的前妻就說:”你想要TMD做什麼都可以。” 就這樣,這個男人就真的決定,對她的婚紗做一連串TMD事情。

前妻的建議深深的埋藏在他的腦海裡。當他哥哥邀請他去打獵的時候,他居然穿上了婚紗上戰場。但這只是剛開始而已。

That comment did the trick. The next month, when his brother asked him to go hunting, Kevin took the dress along. And that was just the beginning.
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很酷吧?!

Perfect.
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誰要玩相撲?

Anybody up for some sumo?
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還有上演 加勒比海盗:前妻號的詛咒

Yarr, it was the Curse of the Black-hearted Wife.
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超人保護地球!什麼東西保護城市?(螢幕:因為…螢幕保護程式…冷…)

It′s a bride! It′s a pain!... oh no, it′s just a newly single and awesome guy.
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婚紗也為了藝術之名而沾滿了塗料。

He also turned it into a work of art.
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奇怪的是、餐廳裡的人都好像見怪不怪。

Oddly enough, no one in the restaurant noticed or cared.
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婚紗也為了保護他的車子而捐驅

Then, he protected the interior of his car.
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在嘗試之後、發現婚紗似乎不太適合洗車。

He also tried washing cars, but it turns out that wedding dresses don′t hold water very well.
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研究指出,婚紗其實很適合當浴簾。

You see, it′s helpful because the bustle holds up the end of the dress and keeps it from dragging the floor.
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Kevin 成了用婚紗當跳繩37次的世界第一人。真偉大!

Kevin is now the world record holder for wedding dress jumps (that′s 37, by the way).
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相信大家都覺得婚紗一定是一個很好的跳傘,但這是錯誤的想法。婚紗高密度的材質其實一點都不符合空氣動力學

The only downside to using it as a parachute is that a wedding dress is all heavy and made from expensive materials.
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也很適合遮陽!

Which makes it great at blocking sunlight.
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有人建議婚紗可以當平面溜滑梯。結果證明、一點都不適合。

People suggested using it as a slip ′n slide. Little did they know, it was actually not great sliding material. At least he tried.
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因為質料不夠堅硬所以也不太適合拿來當帳棚。

The dress wasn′t stiff enough to stand up well in the desert sand, but it was better than nothing.
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一個很驚人的發現、婚紗居然很適合用來拖車、拖了一公里遠!

The dress worked surprisingly well as a tow rope (helping him tow an SUV for over a mile).
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需要攜帶小寶寶或是小狗狗嗎?沒問題!

Need to carry a baby or a dog? Easy.
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這是 Kevin 在嘗試做瑜伽。在伸展的同時,站在前妻婚紗上的他,內心理感到莫名的痛快。

This was Kevin′s first attempt at yoga. He couldn′t exactly place why standing on his ex′s wedding dress was so satisfying.
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他穿著這個強壯的婚紗參加了每年一次舉行的殭屍派對。據說他當時的造型非常受歡迎!

Tucson, AZ, hosts a Day of the Dead celebration every year. His costume was a smash hit.
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誰也不會想到這個婚紗居然也是一個非常稱職的吊床 – 可以說是這個婚紗其中最好的用途。

He didn′t think the dress-hammock would support his weight, but voila: one of the best uses for the dress yet.
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所以,經過 Kevin 努力的研究,他為離過婚的男人找出如何充分地廢物利用。其它的照片你可以在這裡看: 他的部落格

在他的書裡面 (101 Uses for My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress 前期婚紗的101種用途),Kevin 不只教導我們到底為什麼婚紗這麼貴(因為材料真的是很耐操!),他也教導我們在失戀之後,如何找回自己。

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