1. 直接把办公桌下方的档案抽屉变成零食柜!
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace Skip the snack drawer and have a snack file cabinet drawer! #snacks pic.twitter.com/d6W1euLNAK
— Gabriel Bicking (@gabrielbicking) January 19, 2016
2. 假装有个双胞胎兄弟姊妹:「我都跟同事说我是双胞胎,这样一来以后在外面巧遇同事就可以视而不见了!」
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace tell everyone at work that I have a twin. pic.twitter.com/i18rfWcGLM
— Whisper (@Whisper) January 19, 2016
3.「我会用力大口吸奇异笔的气味直到开始出现幻觉,以为自己身在安地瓜 (瓜地马拉的城镇) 的海边。」
I huff markers until I hallucinate that I’m on a beach in Antigua #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace
— Jared Montana (@Jarmadillos) January 19, 2016
4. 带小孩或亲戚朋友小孩的玩具去上班。
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace: i play with my random, totally age appropriate toys pic.twitter.com/X2Uil43xeP
— mar~ (@marphoria) January 19, 2016
5.「胸部跟啤酒。」
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace titties and beer
— MustBeTheMeds (@MustBeTheMeds) January 19, 2016
6.「我故意很晚才去吃午餐,然后再也没回来。」
I take a really late lunch and just never come back #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace @adriennefunny #HandleYourBusiness pic.twitter.com/u9JbCRHIrS
— Todd W. Haines (@toddwhaines) January 19, 2016
7. 躲进厕所发废文。
I disappear into the bathroom and tweet, just like I’m doing right now. #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace
—
Kasia Emerald
(@KasiaEmerald) January 19, 2016
8.「想骂『X你娘』时就说『OK很好』。」
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace replace “fuck you” with “ok, great” ?
— David R (@Metal_Head_Dave) January 19, 2016
9.「我都会播放电影原声带让我做的每件事看起来更有戏剧性。」
I play cinematic soundtracks to make everything I do seem dramatic #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace
— Holy Elle (@Holy_Elle) January 19, 2016
10.「我都会偷捏那些机机歪歪的人的头。」
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace I squish the heads of those that annoy me pic.twitter.com/bxEYej6lpE
— Teresa al Ghul (@doctorwho_dat) January 19, 2016
11. 压抑个屁,直接将疯狂释放出来了啦!
#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace Me? Sane? pic.twitter.com/t5joHONQEf
— Prashant Yadav (@prshty) January 19, 2016
来源:Distractify
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