昨天一架俄國戰機遭土耳其軍方擊落，造成一名駕駛死亡、另一名駕駛生還。據傳俄羅斯戰機原本打算飛往敘利亞進行空襲，結果誤闖土耳其領空，經過數度警告仍不聽勸阻繼續飛行，最後被土耳其飛彈打爆。不過俄羅斯國防部堅決表示該戰機並未飛進土耳其領空，現在雙方各說各話，普丁更是嚴厲譴責土耳其「幫恐怖組織狠狠捅了俄羅斯一刀」。消息一出，推特上不少網友表示「第三次世界大戰開打了」！
1.「阿公，第三次世界大戰爆發時你在幹嘛？」「我在忙著做爆笑圖上傳到推特」
“Granddad, what were you doing when World War III broke out?” “I was meme-ing and photoshopping pretty hard on Twitter.” — Marley (@marleybennett) November 24, 2015
2.「如果三戰開打了我還需要繳稅嗎？」
If it’s World War III, do I still have to do my tax return? — Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvtunzelmann) November 24, 2015
3.「一上推特就被三戰洗板。我只好登出。」
Powers up The Twitter. Sees “World War III” trending. Exits left. pic.twitter.com/f97lOswdcj
— Baxter Ippititimus (@StatusAzure) November 24, 2015
4.「歐洲新聞：第三次世界大戰即將開打
美國新聞：黑色星期五大特賣報你知」
European news: we are at the brink of World War III. https://t.co/nBqUBezZQJ: all you need to know about Black Friday. ? — Lexi Alexander (@Lexialex) November 24, 2015
5.「二戰是『續集比第一集好』的少數案例，三戰一定會毀了整個系列。#拒看第三集」
World War II was a rare case where the sequel was better. Doing World War III will ruin the franchise. #SayNoToTheTrilogy
— Ash (@harrichun) November 24, 2015
6.「第三次世界大戰？大家都沒空啦」
World War III? pic.twitter.com/Zyu3JBvHJN
— Sarah@RedAlien (@Sarah_RedAlien) November 24, 2015
7.「美洲豹隊好不容易打進決賽，三戰就要開打了」
Jaguars are finally in the playoff hunt and world war 3 is about to start — going streaking (@med11n) November 24, 2015
8.「部落客的兩難：沒心情寫有關三戰的文章，但其他新聞又很無聊」
Blogger’s dilemma: Not in the mood to write about World War III but bored by everything else in the news — Allahpundit (@allahpundit) November 24, 2015
9.「三戰現在超夯，不曉得會不會為了更多票房而分成上下集上映？」
World War III is trending. Wonder if it’ll be spit into two parts and released separately to make more money? — Jack McFadden (@LedZeppJack) November 24, 2015
10.「三戰居然開打了，一定是因為我今早上完廁所忘了掀馬桶坐墊。」
World War III is trending so I can only assume that I left the toilet seat up again this morning. — Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) November 24, 2015
11.「如果三戰真的要開打了，我只想用《華爾街之狼》李奧納多的經典台詞表達我的心聲：『我不會清醒著死去！』」
If World War III is about to kick off I would like to take the time to make the following abundantly fucking clear: pic.twitter.com/yQRcxlnbPM
— ATNT (@ATNTNews) November 24, 2015
12.「三戰最讓人賭爛的一點絕對會是森寶利 (Sainsbury)的廣告。」
The worst thing about World War III would be the Sainsbury’s advert afterwards. — Rick Burin (@rickburin) November 24, 2015
森寶利是英國第二大的連鎖超市。
13.「如果可以的話請你們延後到《星際大戰七部曲》上映完再開打，感激不盡。」
If you could just please refrain from starting World War III until after Star Wars, that would be just great. Thank you. — GenErik (@ErikVeland) November 24, 2015
14.「三戰我來了」
Me preparing for World War III pic.twitter.com/hmMwyeNByh
— Minoush Abdel-Meguid (@minoushy) November 24, 2015
15.「我們要改用石頭和樹枝打三戰，這樣才能惹惱愛因斯坦」
World War III, but with sticks and stones, principally to annoy Albert Einstein #niche
— Doug Burgess (@achknalligewelt) November 24, 2015
16.「三戰開打了，但我只想抱怨外面好冷」
It’s world war 3 going on apparently and there’s me complaining that it’s a bit too cold outside — Tony Wedral (@tonywedral) November 24, 2015
17.「三戰開打了，我有個計劃：去喝杯啤酒，等待戰爭結束」
World War 3 about to start, I have a plan pic.twitter.com/r4q6aP4QCJ
— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) November 24, 2015
18.「我的內線消息說三戰不是續集，而是全人類的重啟。」
My sources tell me that World War III isn’t a sequel, it’s a total reboot of the human race. — Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) November 24, 2015
19.「至少三戰不會拖很久，除非是《魔戒》導演彼得傑克森拍的。」
At least World War III won’t last very long, unless it’s directed by Peter Jackson. — paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) November 24, 2015
20.「我在推特看到三戰爆發時的反應：」
Me when i see World War III trending on twitter: pic.twitter.com/Njr5CpRNp4
— Cruel Coppinger (@Cruel_Coppinger) November 24, 2015
拜託讓我離開地球吧。
來源：BuzzFeed
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